Thursday, March 12, 2009
Politics In A TunnelManmohan Singh, GeorgeW. Bush, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were traveling in atrain. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it getscompletely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and thena slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bentover holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.All of them remain diplomatic and nobody saysanything.Sonia is thinking:"This guy (Bush) is all crazy after Aishwarya. Bushmust have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper thatshe slapped him".Aishwarya is thinking:"Bush must have movedto kiss me, and kissed Soniainstead and got slapped."Bush is thinking:"Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya,she thought it was me and slapped me."Manmohan Singh isthinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, Icould make another kissing sound and slap Bushagain."Singh is King! Singh is King!!